She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Rebranded as “Fuck You Aunt” beer.

Feel free to dismiss the rape apologist if you’d like!

This whole thing made me shudder. Never, never, never! I’ll keep my pads, thank you very much. I once tried tampons and they started to hurt so much after about 20 minutes and initially I couldn’t pull the damn thing out. And it was only a small tampon. It was positively microscopic compared to the monstrosity in that…

I’m actually more confounded by women who pee on the toilet seat. If you want to crouch, go ahead, but please lift the seat so I don’t set myself on it after you and get that horrifying, piss-on-the-thigh feeling that never goes away.

This dude is a piece of shit.

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

I actually did read it, and it was pretty interesting in its total lack of self-awareness. That poster simultaneously saying “the words I found offensive back in my day are still offensive and you shouldn’t use them” and “the words you find offensive these days aren’t offensive and back in my day no one cared if we…

You are the reason there is so much non-decomposeable shit in our landfills. Do you throw away your lamps when the light bulbs burn out too?

You have the vapors, poor thing. Here, sit a spell on the fainting couch.

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

Knowing me and my fascination with death I’d be like my death party is full Victorian Wake Goth Party. And after I’m dead you all will be required to take post-mortem pictures with my body. First in tradtional Victorian style, then you can do Weekend At Bernies.

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

The “get me the fuck out of here” look on the babies faces is priceless.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

I think that sort of defines her in general. Some of the ideas could be interesting in the hands of an actual writer, but she’s not a writer. She’s a fan-fiction writer that somehow got a publishing deal.

Hah! That was my complaint on the Jurassic Park reboot last year. The heroine had heels on while the dinosaur chased her. At that point, I knew it couldn’t possibly be real. As for Ghostbusters - saw it, loved it.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

Not sure it’s only a male v. female dynamic, but find that when there is a bulky person or a group coming in the opposite direction, I, a woman, am supposed to move out of the way. Yesterday, there was a group of four walking abreast coming towards me when an unexpected fifth came up from behind on my side and blocked…