When I was a teenager living in Columbus, I did a mean and dangerous thing. I have never before confessed this, but here goes...

You know what’s gluten free? His human flesh.

This lady needs to make Dee Breezy her EX boyfriend.

YES. This is selfish bullshit. And I know that when I’m looking forward to eating something that is mine and someone takes it from me, like pizza, I’m mad as hell because I don’t eat pizza often. Men eat whatever trash they want all the time and I want my own damn pizza and you take it from me? What the hell.

Dump him. Full stop.

He gaslit and then humiliated her. She needs to run.

I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

De’ja, how you doing? You can haz all my pizza, girl! I buy and everything.

fat ass?

Cancun Inn/Sugar Loaf village are in my hometown (Warwick, NY). I don’t know the woman, but many people in town will tell you that Alvin Goldstein is a fucking nutjob. I’ve been to this restaurant. Many of my classmates in high school worked there. I’ve only ever experienced warmth and good service at this place.…

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

He can haunt a courthouse lavatory. Instead of Moaning Myrtle, we’ll have Screaming Scalia.

“Flip flops and Crocs can also get a new life from a run through the wash.”

Fair point; it is all about appreciating your opposite number’s uniqueness.

Your trolling is pretty good. 8/10. Almost fell for it.

Why don’t you just grow some balls and cut it off rather than allowing yourself to be strung along? It isn’t her fault you’re a simple and can’t see that you are being played.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Yes because being a decent human being always comes with the pretense that you wish to get something out of it, let alone sex.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.