I admit, the fact Hollywood would rather pay more to hire a popular Caucasian actress and CG her face—rather than just hire an Asian actress—is very infuriating/offensive/irritating/...and so on.

I have to politely differ. I prefer people to be the ethnicity of the role—if there is one specified.

When I was in high school in Mississippi, I remember getting a letter asking me to consider returning to the state after I received my education elsewhere (I had several bites for schools way the hell away from MS).

I told my family to cremate me, send my ashes off to one of those ash-to-jewel companies, then protect and pass me along as the “family jewels” for eternity.

Regarding the first letter, Dr. Nerdlove brings up a valid concern. “What if you take a break from your girlfriend, date around and realize that no, she really was the person you should be with, but now she won’t get back together with you.”

I had a huge pimple festering deep in that spot where the face and nose meet. I finally lanced it, then squeezed a long, VERY VISIBLE fountain of brown pus a foot and a half to the bathroom mirror. I was disgusted and amazed...then fought with myself over whether to take a photo, or just clean it up.

I am deeply disappointed because I do not see a rum flip available. Edward Kenway asks for one in Assassins Creed Black Flag, and gets laughed at because there are no eggs to be had. Ever since then, I have really wanted one really bad. (not enough to make one myself, because I have little doubt that I would ruin it…

Sorry ModCloth, I am still pissed off over that $30 t-shirt that fell apart in the danged washing machine before I even had a chance to wear it. (for those of you asking if I returned it, they only gave me a $7 store credit...for a #$^%#& $30 t-shirt that I never even got to wear)

Yup, about a month was what my scalp needed to adjust to shampooing every other day. However, I tried in the middle of summer, but gave up immediately because it was not going to work. I waited patiently for winter (cold/dry) to come, then set into the “every other day” routine. The weather was far more forgiving in…

It is good to know that other people mastered those skills. My roommates thought I was strange because I mastered the art of cooking on my iron (kitchen appliances were banned in the dorms).

Ditto. I just returned from some job training that was held in Las Vegas. Some of my classmates were praising Uber for making travel around the city easy...I was too danged wary and opted to walk everywhere.

Consider yourself lucky. I have bone grafts from a cow. I also have tissue grafts from a cadaver. I joked with my surgeon that if I ever get called a “cow/zombie/zombie cow,” that they are all technically accurate. :-D

Ditto, except my guy friends complain when I travel alone and wear a wedding ring. I have dressed goth and attracted creeps. I have Resting B**** Face and attract creeps. I wear headphones/read a book/play a video game...guess what? Attract creeps.

“Your report is taking a while to process. You will receive an email when your report has completed.”

THAT is what tweaked me . It is irritating that the boy won in a “girls” competition, but to win with a video game item instead of an actual home bedroom product? That just pisses me off.

I know the pain. I have been purging crap for well over a year now...but it is difficult/irritating because now a lot of the stuff I have to work around/trip over belongs to the other resident...

Sure, it is a dog’s will, but I find it comforting.

I was the same way. I tried over the spring/summer to get my hair to adjust to washing every other day, but it did not work and I waited until winter. The cold/dry air gave me enough leeway to use dry shampoo, then ease my way into washing every other day. Once my scalp adjusted, it was glorious! It used to get…

I would prefer moissanite myself. Overpriced blood diamonds in massive settings that will catch on anything and everything never appealed to me.

I don’t think they would want to annex us. We would become the Texas of Canada...and I am certain they don’t want that.