Geez...I am so sorry about that. *hugs*

The latter. He saw my corgi as direct competition. It worked out well though, my corgi hated him too. :-D

1. Rude to waitstaff or other people.

Yup, she will see to that. X-D

I am a terrible person...my favorite morning coffee is poured into a plain brown teabag and steeped. I get the potency of a french press, but with significantly easier cleanup. I think I get negative points for class (or lack of).

I am a terrible person...my favorite morning coffee is poured into a plain brown teabag and steeped. I get the…

It seems like a glorious idea that would be perfect for young, reckless men. However, the closest we have here is an Urgent Care clinic sharing a building with a Taekwando studio, which is not endorsed by any football players.

This. I live in Colorado and he is a shill for everything ranging from hospitals to pizza.

My brother has no style, wears the same 5 items all the time, but owns at least twice as much clothing and 10 times more shoes than me. All of his crap caused me to flip my s*** and spend a year and a half purging the heck out of my own belongings. (I donated several pairs of his “new” shoes—the criteria being a 3+…

I recently caved in, but only because I got so fed up with Windows 7 rendering my computer useless at least 50% of the time I turned it on. (It would burp and put up a temporary profile or a “automatic desktop cleansed” profile) I went through numerous fixes/disables/profile edits, but nothing permanently fixed it.

I remember someone else making the joke that if men gave birth, abortions would be free, readily available on every street corner, and birth control pills would come in flavored chewables.

In his demented, warped, and over tanned mind, he probably thinks that he doesn’t have to listen to an artist, a woman, and so on...probably also thinks “she has blood coming out of her whatever,” too.

A few years ago, I was interested in seeing where te comic has gone since my teenage years and picked up several of the digests. First, I was irate to see that the things have shrunk even further down than when I was a kid/teen and they drastically reduced the size of the digests. Last, it was infuriating to be able…

When I was that age, I was trying to do alot of those chores myself because I was worried about my Dad having a heart attack. (I was a morbid, constantly worried, and overly concerned child.)

I enjoy responding to dick pics with a picture of a scientist holding Rasputin’s penis in a glass jar of formaldehyde.

Actively decluttering has been great for my spending habits. Once I saw how much money I was essentially donating, recycling, or just outright trashing, it became much easier to tell myself that I do not need ALOT of the crap I see.

I have one of these, but I am looking to replace it. The rubber grip that goes around the bottle has torn in multiple places (it still works, but I am not sure for how much longer), pulling up the cork can be tricky, and last night a chunk of metal broke off it...and I don’t even know where the metal came from.

I have one of these, but I am looking to replace it. The rubber grip that goes around the bottle has torn in…

I could not bring myself to like it. For me, it was messy, ineffective, and had started showing wear. It was easier for me to toast the english muffin, cook the egg in a coffee mug in the microwave, nuke the ham, then toss it all together.

I have been actively decluttering for the last year and a half. I have made pretty good progress, but now I am tripping over my younger brother’s clutter that is in each room in the house (that is not my bedroom).

Dammit! You beat me to it!

On the rare occasions that I eat red meat, I try to stick with bison for that same reason. One can’t stuff a hundred baby bison into a box and feed them until they are grown, so I can at least trust that the bison got to live on real grass before being slaughtered.