I recently caved in, but only because I got so fed up with Windows 7 rendering my computer useless at least 50% of the time I turned it on. (It would burp and put up a temporary profile or a “automatic desktop cleansed” profile) I went through numerous fixes/disables/profile edits, but nothing permanently fixed it.

I remember someone else making the joke that if men gave birth, abortions would be free, readily available on every street corner, and birth control pills would come in flavored chewables.

In his demented, warped, and over tanned mind, he probably thinks that he doesn’t have to listen to an artist, a woman, and so on...probably also thinks “she has blood coming out of her whatever,” too.

A few years ago, I was interested in seeing where te comic has gone since my teenage years and picked up several of the digests. First, I was irate to see that the things have shrunk even further down than when I was a kid/teen and they drastically reduced the size of the digests. Last, it was infuriating to be able…

When I was that age, I was trying to do alot of those chores myself because I was worried about my Dad having a heart attack. (I was a morbid, constantly worried, and overly concerned child.)

I enjoy responding to dick pics with a picture of a scientist holding Rasputin’s penis in a glass jar of formaldehyde.

Actively decluttering has been great for my spending habits. Once I saw how much money I was essentially donating, recycling, or just outright trashing, it became much easier to tell myself that I do not need ALOT of the crap I see.

I have one of these, but I am looking to replace it. The rubber grip that goes around the bottle has torn in multiple places (it still works, but I am not sure for how much longer), pulling up the cork can be tricky, and last night a chunk of metal broke off it...and I don’t even know where the metal came from.

I have one of these, but I am looking to replace it. The rubber grip that goes around the bottle has torn in…

I could not bring myself to like it. For me, it was messy, ineffective, and had started showing wear. It was easier for me to toast the english muffin, cook the egg in a coffee mug in the microwave, nuke the ham, then toss it all together.

I have been actively decluttering for the last year and a half. I have made pretty good progress, but now I am tripping over my younger brother’s clutter that is in each room in the house (that is not my bedroom).

Dammit! You beat me to it!

On the rare occasions that I eat red meat, I try to stick with bison for that same reason. One can’t stuff a hundred baby bison into a box and feed them until they are grown, so I can at least trust that the bison got to live on real grass before being slaughtered.

I remember being completely ostracized by my family when I was a young teen and asked if I could go vegetarian.

THIS. I went semi-vegetarian because I do not like the idea of thinking that I MUST eat meat/animal products with every meal, especially given how animals are treated. ...As for the die-hard declared “carnivores,” I would invite them to kill/prep a rabbit for their dinner. I had to do it for survival training and…

When I passed through Incheon Airport (Korea) on my way to Japan, I found a Croque Monsieur sandwich at Starbucks. They heated it up, handed it to me in a wax-paper wrapper...and OMG!!! That was sooooo delish!! I loved that sandwich so much that I was actively looking forward to the return flight so that I could get…

Sadly, I had this same conversation with a long-time male friend of mine. He told me that I am [paraphrasing] “past my prime because I am over 30, set in my ways (WTF?!?), had too much baggage (uhh, no?), and unable to have as many kids.” Nevermind the fact that he is the same age, balding, and severely Republican…

I have had it happen multiple times on airplanes. It has taken all of my restraint to not stab the guys that spread into my territory.

I want to apply this to my job so badly. A level-50 air traffic controller would be able to let a level-2 trainee get within __ miles/minutes/seconds of an unsafe situation before tactfully correcting it without the pilots realizing that their lives were in imminent danger. This is a step up from level-49...where the…

I purchased a new fridge last year and watched as my younger brother took a bagful of ancient condiment packets and emptied it into a vegetable drawer. I assume he did it to claim the spot as “eternal packet storage,” but I lost my s*** and threw out 95% of the packets.

If someone is really worried about the “healthy isn’t filling” belief, I will invite them over for one of my green smoothies. 70%+ veggies and will leave you a stuffed balloon of a person for several hours until it digests.