That was my first thought too. However, I recalled a coffee shop that was staffed with hot male baristas with their underwear hanging out...and I realized that I did not want my coffee to be within 2 inches of mens' underpants. Same goes for food.

I was just considering how effective a maxi pad stuck to my knee would be. A clean one would probably work in most cases, but one with some red ink blotted on it may be better.

I want to get on a plane/bus, slap a maxi pad to each of my knees, and see how well that cools the guys that act like their balls are on fire.

I had one of those on my flight from Incheon (Korea) to DFW. The jerk could not let me sit in peace, so I bounced and kicked THE ENTIRE F%^&%^ WAY so that he couldn't get a wink of sleep.

For fuck's sake!!!! Who would want to stay with his restaurant for a career?!? He seems like the type that would fire a woman because she is getting old, but come up with some other sleazy excuse for firing her.

"Hi, I am [insert name] and I yell at pilots so that they get to their destinations without dying in a huge ball of flames and carnage."

I agree, but the fries are the best item at McD's. Hell, when my brother fed my old, ailing corgi a Happy Meal during his final week, that corgi dumped out the contents of the bag, then decimated the fries before touching the cheeseburger.

One of the old guys I work with told me that happened because people were maxing out their FSA, spending it, then retiring.

I just donated directly to a local unit yesterday and got some irritating news. I asked about why the Air Force base I work at did not have drop boxes (like they did last year), and it seems to be a new rule that the base cannot support more than one charity at a time. With CFC (Combined Federal Campaign) underway,…

If her punishments include varying types of death, I am quite curious about how many men would have the grapes to actually approach her for a "permission slip" to rape. After a couple beheadings, how many men would think, "Should I ask her for permission today?"

I also had the "guy who thinks it is okay to take off his pants in a lady's apartment." Best part was that he was a coworker that told the entire workplace that we got it on, which I gloriously dashed when I told the truth that the closest thing he got to any action was a few kisses from my corgi before I turned him…

Maybe those are skinny jeans and she oiled herself up in an attempt to get them on, but instead gave up and slumped against the chair in exhaustion.

I have a coworker who poops with a level of pressure stronger than most humans. She manages to cover the back wall of the toilet, the brim of the toilet, and sometimes even the toilet seat itself. Of course, she does not clean up after herself. I even left a courteous sign offering to pay for surgery to re-orient…

I have a similar device that I picked up from Walgreens, but it has a disc on it to keep us Americans from shoving it all the way into our ears.

My brother's dog is an eskie. Beautiful dog, but the crankiest thing EVER.

*squeals* Corgis are adorable no matter what they are mixed with!!

This is Taz. She was a puppy mill rescue and horribly abused. I have devoted YEARS to her.

...I hope the whackers get to it before the tappers.

D'awww! I bought the chihuahua/min pin that I'm fostering the same sweater in red. *squeals*

I figured if she failed so hard at handling a firearm, she clearly could not be ready.