That makes me think of the "back boobs" phenomenon on People of WalMart.

The last one was an arrogant doucheboat to restaurant servers.

Don't forget how Mr. Quiggly did better for Skechers than Kim.

I spent a plane flight from Seoul, Korea to Dallas next to a small-framed guy that would not close his legs, even after I prodded multiple times. I finally just bounced my knees and sat with my left foot on my right leg (as it turns out, he didn't like it when my foot touched him). I will never forget him, that…

Don't forget the instant gratification of getting rid of the items right away too. (I say this as someone who is about 90% of the way through a mad effort to de-clutter a house—yet did not want to exercise the additional effort to have a yard sale or such)

I want to find the person who photoshopped that abomination and kick him/her in the shins for craptastic use of the burn tool.

This makes me think back to an ex who put the last nail in the coffin of our failing relationship with Fredrick's of Hollywood lingerie.

The Air Force beat this into my head all throughout my "college" at a military school and in active duty.

Ever see a juice ball? We need to make juice balls filled with kid's medicine.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

I wish I could attach neon lights to your tidbit on contact information. I would think it common sense, but it is not.

Years ago, there was a peeping tom in my apartment complex who preyed on women on the ground level. A friend gifted me a stun baton for my birthday in a similar manner.

...not to mention that it makes no sense for a dealer to give away a "free sample" that will get mixed in with a metric crapton of other candies in a bag. How would anyone even know where to go to get more? What will they do? Write their names/addresses on the candy?

I am of the heavy flow party for the first two days of my cycle. I just use a reliable pad and replace it midday if needed. (this may also be TMI, but I learned how to flex a muscle or two to jettison a decent amount of the stuff into the toilet—which greatly helps)

Yup, all it took was pulling out a tampon when I failed to expel enough blood to make it moist. NEVER AGAIN.

What is really sad is that they have the EXACT SAME ad with different names in them on Youtube. Not only are the ads ridiculous, they are being reused! *barf*

I stopped bothering with anything Crest related after their damned Pro-Health mouthwash turned my teeth brown. I even went a year without coffee/tea in an attempt to avoid the horrific staining before I found out that it was the #$^#%^# mouthwash!

I discovered the green smoothie last year. If I had known that a green smoothie a day would give my hair body and thicker nails, I would have been on that train 15 years ago.

..and kidney stones. Big ones.

Grrr....