One, I would not even ask if something made me look fat—because I know I am not.

As an air traffic controller who works a rotating shift schedule, yes.

Some corgis like cabbage too. I have always loved this evidence...

As an Air Force Academy graduate, I can tell you that the high-stress training environment that they are using to impose on these kids (yes, I use the word "kids") would be useless if they could turn around and cry to their parents and friends, complain on Facebook, and so on. The rigorous training is meant to wean…

*nod* I have many good exes become consumed by despair when they fail to get me to "fruition."

All of these plus...

Wish I knew. I have coworkers in their 40s who act like damned teenagers when placed together with similar guys.

This is just a case of marketing to the wrong group. Make the sneakers all-black with silver chains/cuffs, then sell them to the goth kids. Profit!

I remember back when I was a kid, both my brother and I got our shots at the same time. I got my shots, then my Dad gave me some candy and sent me out to the waiting room. While I waited, we heard the most ear-piercing shrieks and screams come from the room.

I fell victim to one. I knew the puppy's name, age, and could easily identify the pup from across the apartment copmplex...but one day I sadly realized that I had no idea what the guy walking the puppy even looked like.

Many years ago, I lived in Mississippi. When I was about to graduate high school with my appointment to go to the Air Force Academy, I received a letter from some state department puppet addressing the "brain drain" and asking me to consider moving back to MS after I finished college.

Why does the media even care?

I think it may actually be Roy Mustang.

@Sev: Dang...I have that one in a box somewhere with my My Little Pony collection. I didn't care for Barbies, but my parents got it for me and I tucked it away never to see the light of day again.

@Oleander: I had a friend who was a single father with a darling lil' boy (maybe 3 or 4 at the time). We all went to Hooters for a friend's birthday and he leaned over and told his son," find Daddy a nice lady." We watched as the kid walked around the restaurant, found a pretty waitress and tugged on the bottom of…

@Angiechan: Sorry, hit "submit" too soon. Those two stories are completely unrelated, but equally silly in my mind.

I once had a FWB who got a bit too emotionally involved. When I was trying to tell him that I wasn't interested in a relationship, she shouted, "You will never find the perfect guy so you may as well settle for me!!!" and started crying. I felt like a real heel as I tried to explain that arrangement wouldn't be fair…

1. Have you ever received an unwelcome dick shot?

I once made a casserole so bad that my dog snubbed it. He walked up to it, sniffed it, gave me a look that said, "You are so cruel to put this inedible garbage into my bowl..." and he walked to the living room and moped.

@Evan_Cohen: If that girl was me, my Dad would have beaten the hell out of me...then my Mom would yell at me in Korean and smack me around with anything she could get her hands on. Then I imagine both of them would have sat back and been disappointed in me—which would hurt more than the spanking.