@John Wayne Is Big Leggy: I think my Dad would have just beaten the everliving hell out of me for being such a rotten brat, as they did back in the TN country when he was a kid.

Those look like hooker/stripper shoes that I could get from some "bling" shop for 20 bucks.

@Oberschaetzchen: Ditto. My favorite pair of shoes were a pair of broken-in combat boots from when I was in the military. I wore them to the point where the rubber heels were GONE (at an angle no less...to show how pronated my ankles are and there were multiple holes in the canvas sides.

@the glamwich: The only problem with Republic of Tea is that they use leftover "dust" instead of decent leaves in their teabags, which doesn't do well for a cup of tea. I've seen other brands carry similar teas with whole leaves—if I wasn't a pansy for spicy stuff I would give those a try.

@queenofcarrotflowers: I believe cats are actually classified as a liquid.

Military service left a bunch of scars on my person. I suppose Dove would see me as too flawed to be a proper, real woman.

@colormeroutine: I dunno. I heard many years ago that cranberry juice supposedly weakened the effect of date-rape drugs. I don't know if there is any validity to it or not though.

@GoodBadNotEvil: I can see that. I dated a doctor for a bit and he was the most high-maintenance, insecure, selfish ding-dong I've ever crossed paths with. It took most of my energy to try and keep up with him...and the rest was used to restrain myself from punching him in the teeth.

@rubesmanubes: THIS!

I dealt with a guy who was probably more of a woman than me for several months. He dragged me around a mall for THREE EFFIN' HOURS while he searched for the perfect pair of sunglasses, he got a Porsche and became one of the biggest douchebags I have ever encountered, but I tolerated it. Lots of bad movies, random BS…

The other day I was at work when some morning show was displaying several types of dresses. While showing a stick-thin model in a black dress, I made a snide remark about how "only sticks fit in those...real women have to look elsewhere." One of the other women gave me a look and asked about how badly my Mom must…

@zeppogirl: I had the same thing happen many years ago. Good-looking guy with the brain of a sea cucumber—we were FWB for awhile, until I pulled out because he became too emotionally charged over it. All I really remember of him now was, "You will NEVER find the perfect man so you may as well settle for me!!!" and…

I lost all respect for Lisa Frank when I was 13 or so and realized that they copy/paste LOTS of the graphics from image to image—and many times within the same image.

@MauveAndDangerous: Ditto. I woke up one morning and realized my dog had a very, very bad night and water-crapped all over the hallway outside my bedroom. I couldn't bring myself to be mad at him since he was smart enough to keep it out of my bedroom—and he was curled up in the bathroom scared to bits as if he…

My personal fave was when a guy approached me in a Gamestop as I bought a Nintendo DS game. He asked if I was looking for a game for my kid—so I assumed he was an employee and replied that I had no kids and was getting the game for myself.