WTF is this, middle school?? Are people really that intimidated by their snooty tesla-owning peers?

That’s shocking. But only mildly.

Wait: when I eat a triple-patty cheeseburger called “The Champ” at my local pub... you don’t mean I’m not really “The Champ”, do you??

The problem ain’t the farmer’s breakfast. Its when the farmer has a farmer’s breakfast without doing the farmer’s work.

Awesome, thanks.

I just downloaded one from iOS appstore. You have to scroll waaaay down.

good question - the nature articles came out in preprint last year on arxiv, but the peer reviewed papers only came out today. people have been trying to make time crystals for a while, so i wanted to wait for peer review before writing this story to make sure these two preprints were the real deal.

There are plenty of “real car people” who are also interested in foreign policy and geopolitics.

good thing it’s not on Jalopnik, eh?

Wow, Terrell. That was thorough. This could have been Part 1, Part2.

Came to say this.

They have better eyeballs than you..

When they pay $300 for something

not sending it in the first place.

The Rift looks a bit different today compared to the DK1 you have as a header image.

QA team behind-the-scenes:

Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

I would rather send the asshats off world.