Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

That’s badass.

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

They are quite nice indeed.

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

shouldn’t you be over on i09 trying to destroy the moon or something?

The good thing about the Irish is they always have a potato with them, so they can film stuff like this.

More at 11

Just wait until the Thruway Authority gets wind of this, there’ll be an EZ-Pass kiosk every 20 feet.

There hasn’t been that much garbage thrown on a field in Charlotte since Jimmy Clausen was playing quarterback.

wrong air pressure, natch.

He turned into a newt!!!

Older Brother (today): [makes nice one-handed catch of the ball]
Veterinarian (tomorrow): [makes nice one-handed catch of the balls]

HEEEEERREEE’S KRAMPUS! GET IN MY SACK!

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

It would be great to see tutorials on motorcycle maintenance. The current state of the art is scouring the forums and YouTube posts, but this largely depends on being lucky and finding the right forum post or video.

Taking my therapist’s advice to be more forthright about personal shortcomings, I feel compelled to admit that my immediate reaction to this story was “Do humans even have 10 ribs?” and my second, significantly delayed reaction was “Probably.”

You’ll never see a starting Quarterback photographed like this again.