Gattis is a man. Who needs batting gloves? I’ll just tomahawk the fuck out of a pitch at my eyeballs.

But when you have a guy let you cut in heavy traffic

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

I was doing pads and rotors on my car and the last rotor wasn't coming off so I was hitting it with a mallet and it came off and landed perfectly on the air hose and cut it in half. Not too bad but that was annoying

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

The other half, as ever, being accurate and sustained artillery fire.

So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?

He fought nail for that award.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.

Olympic Gold Medalist, starting forward for the Portland Thorns (Get Thorny!), 52 goals for the USWNT.

Agreed.

Pretty surprised that “some god damn peace and quiet for once” doesn’t top this list.

On the New Mexico story I was once in a Verizon store as an exhausted customer asked over and over again if they could use their phone in Europe as some smiling jackass employee repeated endlessly “yes it works everywhere in America”.

Yeah, but it doesn’t taste right.

Liar! He hosts a radio programme.