This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Try your hardest not to shit your pants or everyone will call you “that guy who shit his pants” until you get a new job.

“Maybe I should go on a bigger street.” That cracked me up!

when I worked at Lexus we had a customer come in complaining about an oil leak on his LS 460 when the model first came out. He had the same routine every morning he would pull out of his driveway. check see the cleanliness of his driveway, go to work come home, and by morning time there was a puddle of oil. management…

Well yeah, he drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

Or so freaking heavy a tornado can’t blow it away...

God's a Mopar guy. Nice.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

I must say, the whole “all cartoons are only for kids” mentality annoys me.

>Lemon grab a divisive character.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

“Thank you for remembering me,” he says. “It’s nice to be remembered.”

this is getting silly.

This looks like amazing amounts of fun. Do these exist in the US anywhere?