Only a poseur would bottle on an even-numbered day.

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.

And now you begin the sweat phase. Your over-compensating body-thermometer continues feeding heat energy to your pits and crotch, which in turn begin seeping moisture faster than you can remove garments. And then the lady wants to check that you haven't got a bomb in your iPhone and the beads sluice from your forehead…

That top one is the standard Z06 tire..

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino

I always assumed that was how Atom's were born.

Rear-facing back seats in station wagons/minivans/crossovers/SUVs. My mom's '97 A6 Avant had them when I was a kid, best feature 5 y/o me could imagine on a car.

Wing windows. A/C crapped out and it's getting hot. Rolling the entire window down at highway speeds wreaks havoc. Wing windows were just the thing for cooling the car on the highway. I really do miss them.

A good enough reason to post a pic of my new baby!

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

Poorly researched? The guy was still "showing off" and being an asshat. Just because he fesses up to it doesn't mean it wasn't stupid.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

I BET YOU COULDN'T BOY

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

"Manu's lucky that damn thing didn't sand the top of his cranium off on its way past."

Holy Crap - Harrison Bergeron and Flowers for Algernon in the same Jalopnik discussion? Maybe I should throw in some Harry Angstrom for good measure.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

What are you talking about? maybe some of us have lives and aren't here 24/7 and have never heard of this guy before. People these days are fuckin douchebags. he came to write a nice story for Christmas and all you do is complain. Go fuck yourself