This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

I know it's not revolutionary, but it was one of those small moments that I realized how deeply ingrained sexism is in our lives. It changed a lot for me from then on. Still working on stopping all the bad behaviors I've picked up over the years though.

I think this would work out great actually. Nodding and smiling are just fuel for pontificating.

I used to feel so awkward dapping up a group of my guy friends and then getting to a girl and not knowing what to do, so I just started dapping up the girls too.

It's a law of nature that every article posted on Kinja has at least one grammatical error. Chances are that you posted this with no errors and then Kinja said, "Don't worry, bro. I got you."

*Shudder*

DJ Mustard reached peak saturation at the end of last summer. We can't do it again....we just...we just...(sob)...WE JUST CAN'T AGAIN, OK?

Dude, it's a miracle that he even fits in there.

"UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS USED AS EXCUSE FOR LACK OF FUCKS GIVEN" - American Soccer "Fans"

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I'm moving to Saigon in September to teach English, and I can't wait to get a motorcycle! Thanks for the write-up, but now you've got me so excited that I think I'm going to explode before I last another six months.

Dude, I did the same thing as you for the longest and I saw moderate results, but I was afraid I would mess up the large compound movements. Eventually, I realized I looked better, but I was not getting any noticeable results in performance. I started to do my three main lifts and a couple of accessory lifts to…

I always saw Bryan LaCroix as a riff on Drake. "Wheels, Ontario" is obviously supposed to be "Degrassi."

Pawnsylvania ran for a couple of spots? They even had one where they went down ta baldimore.

The fact that the cobbled together backline that Klinsman willed out of thin air held up for 80 minutes was impressive. I can't believe we led at all in this game given how anemic the midfield passing was. It was only a matter of time before those fast breaks became goals. But did it have to be fucking Bendtner?

I'm going to have to add the Ballast Point to my summer beer rotation of Stiegl, Shiner, and Cigar City.

This is why your the best, $kay. I came down here expecting a slightly off-color joke and instead got some empathy.

Since when is running a toll booth with automatic cameras a violation? This is my hometown and you see tourists crawling through the highway speed ones because they forgot that there is a toll booth every mile. The speeding I can see, but you'd have to be going pretty damn fast to stick out on 408.

The water may have sulfur in it, but that doesn't matter anymore. I'm always jealous of all the beers you talk about in the article because they don't make it out of the permafrost up there, but it's all better when I get to Total Wine and realize that the South has me taken care of.

You really need to come down to Florida and tour Cigar City. Jai Alai is one of the best IPAs I've ever had, and they Maduro Brown Ale is also damn near perfect. Plus, Funky Buddha has been doing some interesting things.