John Toth, Lead Engineer on Hoth.

This is what happens when you name your child "Chad." Take note, expectant parents.

Yeah my favorite beer bar let's you know right on the menu with the price, the abv, the amount in ounces, and, then for people like me who are really slow, a sillouhette of the glass it will be served in. It makes it easier for me to point and grunt at the cheap, strong, big beers.

The Crisp is a solid pilsner and their radler was pretty to easy to point out given that it's called "Rad." That was not very good though.

As far as Shandies and Radlers go, it was near the top. I mean it's 4% and it tastes like grapefruit. It would suck right now in the depths of winter, but it's a lifesaver when you're nursing third degree sunburns.

I bought a case of Shiner Ruby Red over the summer. It was the perfect beer for a Florida summer, so I had to go back and get another one. They ran out before the summer did.

Why do people always rush in like they can hold up that car? "I haven't exercised since that one time my pen fell on the floor and it took three tries to pick it up but I'll just squat press this 3-ton hunk of metal."

My parents accidentally took my grandma there.

Russia is ready to fight, evidenced by the fact that two people went out of there way to punch a stranger rather than just driving away muttering, "Damn, homeless people." like we would in America.

Does not change how much I want one.

I'd like my genitalia to provide me with offspring at one point so I try to avoid crushing them with denim. Also, it's not the 80s anymore and I'm not Axl Rose.

1.) I no longer feel as bad about the U.S.'s infrastructure.

1.) I no longer feel as bad about the U.S.'s infrastructure.

Thanks for writing this, Automach! I'm looking forward to your next one.

I will agree that the yellow piping is a step too far, but overall I like it.

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Just roll with the joke, dude. We don't want anyone knowing that Baltimore is actually pretty awesome.