You idiot. You fed the troll.

YOU CAN'T STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS. YOU'LL HOLD ME UP AND I'M A VERY IMPORTANT MEMBER OF A NON PROFIT FOCUSING ON WAYS TO GET INNER CITY KIDS TO CLEAN THEIR EARS MORE AND WE HAVE A MEETING WITH JIM (you know Representative Jim DeMint) AND WE'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO WAIT. NOW I'VE SLAMMED ON THE BRAKES OF MY BEAMER AND SPILLED…

People who self-identify as "good drivers" actually tend to be more accident prone because they feel like they can do dangerous things "safely." This guy basically just said, "I'm a good driver who will be in more accidents than those people I claim are shitty drivers."

FIRST THING THEY'VE GOTTEN EXCITED FOR

Apparently he doesn't find it funny.

+1 to you, sir.

Because it's so hard to get things funded, a lot of government agencies take things they don't want because they're offered. They probably saw there was money for fleet vehicles in their budget and immediately spent it without thinking if they were truly needed or not. We're coming up on the end of the fiscal year so…

Ok that makes sense then. I was thinking it was a little overboard.

I think it needs a bigger sticker. It's hard to see something so small and you don't want people thinking you drive some plain F150.

I feel like Flacco did it better...like most things.

They do the Lord's work.

Unfortunately, Dr. Oz's medical training proved unsuccessful at treating their bodily injuries; however, he was able to convince them that a Paleo diet and more exercise could significantly reduce their likelihood of heart disease.

Someone let $kaycog know this important information.

3rd Gear: If Scion is going to build a cool "crossover" they need to look to the small SUVs of the past. I'm thinking Isuzu Vehicross, Suzuki Samurai, etc. Small, practical, capable, and durable. They have the R&D to make a very cool, capable offroader that should also handle well on the road. I'm ready for another…

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"No he couldn't. He doesn't have a job or an interest in cars. And the world is ending. And everything is terrible. GET OFF YOUR PHONE, YOUNG PERSON!" - CNN