I feel like Flacco did it better...like most things.

They do the Lord's work.

Unfortunately, Dr. Oz's medical training proved unsuccessful at treating their bodily injuries; however, he was able to convince them that a Paleo diet and more exercise could significantly reduce their likelihood of heart disease.

Someone let $kaycog know this important information.

3rd Gear: If Scion is going to build a cool "crossover" they need to look to the small SUVs of the past. I'm thinking Isuzu Vehicross, Suzuki Samurai, etc. Small, practical, capable, and durable. They have the R&D to make a very cool, capable offroader that should also handle well on the road. I'm ready for another…

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"No he couldn't. He doesn't have a job or an interest in cars. And the world is ending. And everything is terrible. GET OFF YOUR PHONE, YOUNG PERSON!" - CNN

"I say, good sir. I rarely take the red dump truck out of the garage, but, you know, special occasion and all. Cheerio."

Jalopnik wants to know: What are the seats like?

Yes, and way to rely on other people to make it for you!

As a "journalist" (tongue in cheek), do you really accept the excuse that two reporters, working for a major news outlet, who were credited with writing the article, didn't bother to fact check their information? Especially when it seems like they just copy and pasted a wikipedia article on the difference between…

Please do! People care, but it's hard to get politicians to do the same because they like big money projects to get their name out there. It's easier to run your re-election when you built M&T Bank and a lot harder when you're trying to run on miniscule gains in education that you got by throwing tons of money at the…

I'm going to start lobbying Baltimore players about the idea. I think it's something that could definitely benefit the city. It wouldn't get rid of the roving mobs of dirt bikes because, like you said, they do what they want to do and that is part of the draw to the dirt bikes, a sense of freedom.

I really love the idea of starting a racing feeder system. I bet that would actually be a huge hit.

Hey, I'm not saying that none of them are stolen (that would be stupid and naiive of me). I just think people using fake stats to back up stereotypical beliefs is cowardly and very unconstructive. I knew people from middle class suburbs like Catonsville that had bikes they would ride into the city for this purpose. I…

I know it may sound weird, but I actually liked seeing these guys when I lived in Baltimore. They do ride dangerously (wheelies, no safety gear, etc.) but everyone knows they're coming because you can hear them from miles away and everything pretty much stops when they go by including pedestrians. Plus, it was mainly…

Facts would be nice rather than stereotypical garbage flowing from your keyboard.

Mark Sanchez would have a hard time playing as terrible as his lowlight reel.

When I moved to Florida, I was excited about the lack of inspection (I could own an older vehicle without having to try finagle it past emissions all the time), but, Dear Sweet Jesus, do you need it. I'm constantly amazed about what people are brave enough to pilot down here.

People in Florida regularly ignore the extraneous noises coming from their engines/brakes/tires/vehicle. I assume they probably just think the noises are simply a side effect of all the meth.