I can't wait until hating Gwyneth Paltrow is no longer the in-thing. It's so old and tired already. It's gone on so long now it's now caused me to root for her.

That's not what she said.

Haha. I came here to post this very thing!

Even with a makeup malfunction, she's still absurdly beautiful. Go An-Jo!

Best comment today.

It's so odd to me that you take this so personally. No one is questioning your diagnosis. And having been diagnosed with something doesn't make you the expert on all other cases of it. I had a collapsed lung five years ago. That doesn't make me an authority on all pulmonary diagnoses.

You're forgetting erectile dysfuntion.

No one is saying that you got that diagnosis because nothing else fit, but lots of women do. These diagnoses, along with fibromyalgia, are common when doctors "can't figure out what's wrong" and lead to people being overmedicated. Instead of viewing this as a slam against women or patients who are ill, consider that…

You can do that yourself. Just turn off cellular data. Then your phone becomes just a phone.

Natural selection: the beat goes on.

Gayle, is that you?

Bowles should be forced to forfeit access to all word processing software, pens, paper, typewriters, telephones, recording devices, telegraph wires, tattooing needles, and sky-writing airplanes for the rest of his life in repentance for this.

She is lovely and luminous, but she seriously needs to eat a sandwich.

That's a question for Luda's girlfriend, not Shakira's boyfriend.

Well said. I'm not saying it's not possible this guy is too extreme. But the mere fact that he hates her to appear in sexually-charged videos with other men doesn't make him a bad person.

I seriously woke my boyfriend up from a dead sleep from laughing so hard at this story. This was excellent. "GOOD FOR YOU."

I've been a writer for more than 20 years. It has never occurred to me to blame my marketability issues on another successful writer not "giving me a turn." JK Rowling could never write again, and this woman will still be in the same boat.

She was likely the only wife in the world who hoped for a receding hairline. "Even half an inch. Please."

Who deletes someone for something like this? It's such an act of kindness, to make yourself so vulnerable for the education of and concern for others. And for any of those 100 people who were women? For shame.

The character Emma is not far off from herself? Oh I didn't realize you actually knew her.