Yay! That would be awesome!

This is one of the best things I've read on Jezebel in a very long time. Good on you.

Me too. And it's bizarre to me that Jezebel, of all things, seems to have it out for her. Why? I thought the goal was to be past the days of hating other women because they are beautiful, thin, successful, wealthy. We don't have to love her, but why do we have to hate her so much?

She was excellent in Proof. On stage and in film. She was funny and sweet in Shallow Hal. She was excellent in Shaksespeare in Love and Emma.

El. Oh. El.

Why are we rooting for women to be 'taken down' by anyone? Let her be who she is. You do you.

This show legit creeps me out.

I hope to never hear the phrase "ocean sex" ever again for as long as I live.

I have never in my life questioned the abuse claims of any person. But this story has many, many layers to it, all of which bear investigating. I think this story is irresponsible in its dismissal of that information, all of which sheds light on these allegations, and calls their veracity into serious question. Think…

I do not have kids, but even still I feel bad for these parents because I'm sure it was crazy uncomfortable and embarrassing. The real villain of this piece is that sitter. If we are going to vilify anyone, let's all become an angry mob that directs our rage at that dippy sitter.

What I took from this is that R. Kelly kissed a stranger outside of a club on New Year's.

Three words: Tommy. Lee. Jones.

Oh, come on. It's not age shaming. It's predatorial, inappropriate, and he is a known womanizer.

The only joy I get out of having grown up not celebrating birthdays, Christmas or any holidays at all is that whenever Christmas babies complain about getting the short shrift on presents and parties for their bday, I get to say, "Oh that must suck. I never had birthday presents. Or Christmas. Ever." The ensuing…

He didn't say " "We had wanton sex in every room of the house, including yours."." He said "we'll want to have sex in every room, including yours." And he was talking about Claudia Schiffer, not the kids mom.

It never fails. Every time I comment that something is the funniest thing I've read on Jez, something like this comes out. This was hilarious.

YES. Perfectly said. Cholo and chola culture is a subculture just like rockabilly or skaters or rude boys or whatever segment there is. To think it defines all Hispanic culture in the US and beyond is some classist bullshit.

I genuinely wish people would stop writing about this or commenting to her. The attention legitimizes her and gives her and other deluded antisemites free press.

Funniest thing I've ever read on Jezebel. And that's saying a lot.

Yeah but that chin though. That chin is half the chin it used to be.