Best comment ever.

This is the single best summation of Donald Trump I have ever read.

Clearly a sociopath. And inspires me to change all of my passwords.

That is the most awesome thing ever.

I just got married two and a half months ago, and I did the bouquet toss- but it was for men and women both. And since gay marriage just became legal where I live, many of my gay friends were celebrating being part of the bouquet toss. It ended up being caught by my now-husband’s 60 year old lesbian aunt, and it was…

Not excusing her behavior which is as irrational as it gets, but this looks like someone who is overworked and stressed out in a loud, crazy environment, dealing with people who are texting instead of ordering, etc etc and just HAD it. Obviously it's not the best way to handle it, it's just...human. I feel bad for…

This is the angriest I have been in a long time. My newsfeed was filled with female friends who were actually applauding this decision. I do not understand why women do not stand united with each other. Even if the decision doesn't affect you today, it may affect you tomorrow, and that's reason enough for me. I am…

I thought the whole point of dating in general was to find yourself partnered with someone nice and who loves you? If that's not why we date, then what are we doing it for?

I guess we're supposed to be happy for Eve, but that guy seems like a total douche.

I know, right? Everyday people are like Baphomet this and Baphomet that, in our Baphomet-obsessed society. Thank God you're here to drop this bit of knowledge before Baphomet-hysteria takes over this Jez store. I mean, what do they think this is, Buzzfeed? This is Beelzebub country here.

This video should be on an ethics test. If you laugh you're a bad person but also a really awesome person.

Hearts and saccharin aside, is that a mock turtleneck? With a suit? And white gloves? But...why? Is he a magician? And is she wearing Bermuda jorts? I don't...? What is happening in Canada?

She got the tip. You guys should update this story. http://www.today.com/news/waffle-ho…

Seriously? Who comments this kind of shit?

I am genuinely appalled that anyone looked at these mummy-dancers and saw black women.

This isn't as bad as I expected. It's masturbatory, yes, but it's still not as terrible as I thought. His summation of her character seems fairly dead on, and the Salinger summary was actually quite nice. Now, would any one of us have gotten paid to write for Vice with this kind of loosey-goosey, malformed drip…

I never knew people believed her. The likelihood that a woman occluded enough to think that hair looks good has achieved a superhuman ability to commune with another dimension? Slim to none.

Justin...is that you?

This video is the reason why 13 year old me thought it was acceptable to wear a flannel shirt with jean shorts, and attempted it. During the summer. In Arizona.

Beavers aside, Mark Shrayber is Jez's funniest writer, period. Also, pink obviously. Cut anyone out of your life who says otherwise.