Oh I would. Champagne makes me so sick the day after. We have two bottles from our wedding that family bought us and I for the life of me don't know what to do with it. I just look at the bottle and my stomach starts rolling. A good white wine? I'm there. But champagne? Thanks, but no thanks.

Right? Someone made a comment that showed up in my newsfeed about Hostess and MObama's health campaign somehow relating to it, and someone else commented "Don't forget to blame the unions too" or something to that effect. No. No no no no no. Blame the shitty owners who would rather line their pockets than pay their…

I second the yucca fries. My hubby and I made them once, and they were strangely delicious, I can't quite explain it. Fried zucchini is also rather delicious, with some homemade chipotle mayo on the side. Mmmm.... Oh and onion rings. It's like, required when you own a frier =)

Thank you for your reply. My friend's recovering in leaps and bounds, her progress is amazing considering the hell she was put through. Her attacker is, as far as I know, facing jail time for awhile. The sad thing is that he's the father of their two children, and they were estranged, they were living together for the…

Can I just take a minute to complain about a few things?

I'm so sorry =(

I would have loved to vote absentee to avoid the fuckery, but Michigan doesn't allow "no-exucse absentee voting," so there went that great plan. Poop on you, Michigan.

That is my favorite brand of tortilla chips! And you have Reese's. Clearly you win at hurricane preparation food stores.

Terribly sad, possibly triggering, story ahead...

Proof that there is always a silver lining somewhere. This made me chuckle :)

That's pretty much the most amazing Google search term ever. You win everything! =)

I was a Ninja Turtle too! I had a shell and my mom made me a green vizor with big googley eyes to make me look turtley. It was awesome.

Thanks for getting raped, Jesus loves you!

Over the weekend, my 9-yo cousin asked me which candidate I like/would vote for. I honestly replied I'm an Obama-lovin' liberal. His response? "Good, I like Obama too," and promptly returned to his video game. I love that kid.

It's a little disconcerting, isn't it?

I see what you did there....

My head literally hurts right now. I'd rather not spend the next 4-8 years with a perpetual headache, although if he's elected, well...

I do the exact same thing. And I never seem to make it either. But hey, at least we tried?

They just asked a question about equal pay for women in the workforce. FINALLY. Romney, unsurprisingly, is making me angry.

Are you watching Romney's body language? He's standing next to Obama like he's ready to pounce on him. Crowley keeps telling Romney to STOP TALKING because it is NOT HIS TURN, and he looks so exasperated because he can't talk. That face he just made was so silly. I really hope people are paying attention to this.…