I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

Women don’t make children by themselves, for themselves, as some kind of idiosyncratic hobby. They should have partners sharing the burden. Societ should share the burden too. Also, fuck you.

wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this

Pretty much everything we “know” about hell was created by fan fiction that the author inserted himself in as a Mary Sue.

If anyone actually read their Bible and saw what, the description of that, it’s disgusting.

Lol. Rich white man justice. Banned from going to college after three serious rape charges. That’s it. Your punishment, sir, if we may, please don’t go to school while we figure out how to prove the women were harlots/whores/asking for it/wearing.. something.. Enjoy daytime TV and we’ll see you.. whenever you feel…

Don’t let others define you. Except for when I’m trying to define things for you because obviously that has worked very well for me both on my campaign and in life.

While I suspend my candidacy today, I will continue to travel this country and fight for those Americans who refuse to settle for the way things are and a status quo that no longer works for them.

why does someone always have to take a serious women’s issue and try to make it about men?

83% at its zenith in the 1960s. It’s steadily going down, some places it’s less than half.

10/10 I’d visit.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

Her and Stevie Nicks, trading tips on where to find the best antique lace and bewitching men, over light tea sandwiches and bong hits.

Full disclosure: I wanted to be Jane Seymour when I was a little girl. I ate up all this romantic shit. And I still love her but this is making me laugh so hard that I just laugh-farted. It’s clear that I’ll never be living my most romantic life.

I like to wear mine whilst hunting quail.

Guide to Romantic Living

Ah, the old “celebrate the differences between men and women” bit. See, ladies, it is OK if you have a job, as long as you know your place, dress pretty, and never try to usurp your husband's role. Men, you can care about how you look as long as you still change the oil in the car, make more money than your wife, and…

I feel like this should be republished under author, Blake Lively, with Jane Seymour as the ghost writer.

Good sweet god, it’s like a singularity of tulle and chintz and Laura Ashley wallpaper and swans and straw rugbeaters as decor and great, choking clouds of L’Aire du Temps. In other words, ROMANTIC GLAMOUR. Just reading this, I feel like I’m being buried alive in mound of rose potpourri, wrapped in this: