Writer4003
Writer4003
Writer4003

doing a perfect imitation of your uncle who doesn’t feel he’s getting enough attention at his niece’s graduation party

Old white dudes - freaking out over what they don’t understand since the beginning of time.

Her outfit was also an homage to Michael Jackson!

“Football is no place for your political ideologies. Now get out of the way so I can watch men beat each other up for sport.”

“Formation” saved me from a bad date this weekend. I went to a party with a guy I just met. I asked him what kind of music he likes and he told me he listens exclusively to top-40 music, which is a disappointing answer. Grasping around to keep the conversation going, I asked him if he had seen the new Beyonce video

...police officers who are the people who protect her and protect us, and keep us alive.

What got me was the “police officers who are the people who protect her and protect us, and keep us alive” quote, for two reasons:

“And what we should be doing in the African-American community, and all communities, is build up respect for police officers.”

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

As the great Beyonce would say,

Beyoncé *preforms a show based around the idea of black power and loving yourself as a black person* Fox News: "BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO DO THAT WHEN IT MAKES US LOOK BAD"

Somehow I don’t think “respect for police officers” is the answer to the whole police officers shooting unarmed citizens problem we have in this country. It’s kind of hard to respect an institution that keeps shooting your family, friends, and neighbors in the back on a regular basis. That’s just me though. I could be

Y’all haters corny with that illuminati mess

“Actually don’t even know why we have this. I mean, this is football,”

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I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these

Since Ellie won’t tell us what the rumor is, here are a few for consideration:

“As telegenic as an undertaker” is a phrase I never knew I needed in my life until now