When someone continues to argue at me, I’ll usually say, “You made your point x minutes ago. Are you trying to make yourself feel better, or me worse?”

I LOVE different names. Every time I meet another John, Bob or Michael, I wanna punch their father. Especially if their name IS John Bob Michael.

The batteries last longer than the mouse. I’ve yet to have one of these last a year. Button failures are common and on the last one the optical sensor broke loose after a month. These should be less than $20 all the time. If that.

The batteries last longer than the mouse. I’ve yet to have one of these last a year. Button failures are common and…

This is pretty much the story of my life.

They really do suck at naming things.

We couldn’t even build a stadium in town for the Patriots or a new one for the Sox and we like those guys. The Olympics was never gonna happen.

My 2 year old throws one helluva incomprehensible temper tantrum.

You have been a gentleman, a scholar and helpful. Three very rare things on the internet these days. Godspeed, sir.

Well maybe he should dress as a Pharoh, that way he can be the King of de Nile.

Also, if your zombies can’t even work a doorknob and still manage to kill you... well then, you deserved to die.

Same with the 505s. I guess that’s why they’re on sale. The colors nobody wants.

Same with the 505s. I guess that’s why they’re on sale. The colors nobody wants.

Watched one recently where Steve Austen spent the first three minutes of the episode driving a wood paneled station wagon (and parking it!!!!!!) while the credits rolled. Seems older shows like to show that a lot. Parking, getting out of the car and walking into a buliding all without a word said.

Bruce Lee’s death. I was 5. I was in Hong Kong. It was a really, really big deal there.

Or...because it’s a goddamn T-shirt...

“I can’t breathe in this thing!”

I must’ve quit before the full page ads came along. But that would’ve made me quit for sure.

This was 6 or more months ago so maybe it has changed. The pins would change every few days or so. I remember a hotel chain at one point. Maybe Dunkins pulled the ads. I dunno.

I had to quit Waze because of the advertising pins crowding my map. “What kind of business could do that?” you ask.

I like your way better. Sounds more intimate. In my family we just regard each other as cousins.

It means generations from yours and refers to cousins. Say your first cousin in your generation has a kid. That kid is your first cousin, once removed. That kids’ kid, twice removed. Etc.