It wasn’t college. It was “guy who knew a guy” who wanted to teach me “a lesson”. For “reasons.”

I JUST discovered the 30 second skip ahead button a month ago and you’re right! It lines up nicely. I plowed thru an entire quarter of play in five minutes.

If you maintain an erection lasting more than four hours, or can run around an apocalyptic wasteland with one for twenty minutes, seek medical attention.

Yeah, I used to think so too.

That one killed me. Because, honestly, can you blame him?

I liked the one at Repulse Bay. It had a pirate ship!

If you really wanna shit on Elmo, you can have your kid do it for you.

I’d say “Too soon,” but it’s been 25 years. RIP Eddie LeBec.

MassDOT knows it’s audience.

No, I didn’t notice, but thanks for haunting the rest of my day.

At first glance, I read “Xena Robot is Coming” and was all interested. Then I read it correctly and then I was not interested.

About time. Working in both road and building construction, I’ve been frustrated by Maps lack of understanding that I want to go to a place that has nothing there because it’s the middle of a highway or a building that hasn’t finished building yet.

And Silverados and Sierras. I’ve had the blower motor resistor burn out on me several times now. Twice with burning plastic smell!

Y’all are over complicating this. Just hook ‘er to the back of your Space Winnebago.

Much as I love Whedon’s work, his bad guys leave a lot to be desired. Sure they’re charismatic with interesting quirks, but they often lack a sensible endgame.

Makes sense. I just wish I could get a “Traffic Jam Ahead” audio warning in time to pick an option.

Does Waze tell you ahead of time about traffic jams? I know you can zoom out and look ahead. But since I’m driving, I’m relying on the audio cues and several times now I’ve run right into traffic without a clue to get off at the previous exit. Am I missing a setting or is this not available?

If I had clippers to keep it shorter, I would probably have agreed. Especially as I found myself chewing my mustache absentmindedly. But it was maintaining that neck line that drove me nuts. It was fun for a while, but eventually, I wanted my face back.

You're supposed to keep it during the winter! Honestly, spring couldn't have come soon enough for me that winter. And, yeah, I thought it would be lazy as well, but the damn thing kept growing. I only lasted 4 months.

Grew a beard when I moved up to a colder climate where I was working outdoors three days a week. I had no significant other at the time to complain about it nor was I going out much that winter anyway because everything was covered in snow. It looked awesome and it kept me warm.