Jersey Girl is an enjoyable movie. It got tanked by the backlash against Bennifer in general (meaning the over-coverage of a celeb romance nobody actually cared about) & Gigli in particular (since that movie actually DID suck), by blind Smith fanatics who wanted a Jay & Silent Bob flick, and by blind Smith haters who…

Customer: My local dealer is jacking me around on the price of this new EV.

This seems as good a time as any to say, fuck Rob Parker and the horse he rode in on.  Please cc what’s left of Deadspin.

“I think it would be fun to run a movie review aggregator.”

Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

High chairs are certainly appropriate for toddlers.

Lots of Whitehouse furnishings and decor are stored for future presidents to decorate from:

And so ends a chapter in the life of a good woman who did a silly thing who simply did what everyone advises: “Ask for help.” Which she did. Let it be on the conscience of those who always seek ill in others first. Listen not to their shrill tweeting.

Gotta click that checkbox

Gotta click that checkbox

There’s some stuff in season 4, though, that doesn’t really make sense if you assume she was 100 percent possessed from”Spin the Bottle” on. For instance, Cordy has a vision at early in the season that motivates her actions, whereas if she’d been fully taken over, she would only need to pretend she’d had a vision.…

Venom/symbiotes just shouldn’t be universe-level threats unless one-offs (that Venom: The End thing or whatever was interesting). Best Venom run in the past decade was when they made Flash a secret agent with the symbiote. Stick to that shit.

Cloris Leachman always struck me as one of those wonderful people who aged physically not mentally. She had an incredible range as a performer, but I think equally important was her willingness to stretch and take some out-there roles, particularly in comedy. That’s a rare gift and one to be celebrated.

This has got to be the funniest title I’ve seen on here in a while. Haha, I love it.

Absolutely! I would’ve cut off a finger for the chance to sit around eating deli food and watching game shows with the two of them.

Unpopular opinion: Timothy Dalton was a great James Bond, and “Licence to Kill” is a great film. Its deserves bonus points for breaking the traditional 007 plot patterns and depicting a very pissed-off, angry, vengeful Bond on the brink of going completely off the edge.

This is know! It just amazes me that there are so many articles on getting RMS, but very little mention on how much the interface of Message blows. The fact there isn’t (unless I’m totally dumb) an option to have emojis and gif’s and such on a sub-menu instead of taking up bubble space horizontally is obnoxious. I’m…

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Phew! You’ll be able to read topical and satirical film mash-ups like ‘Terminators of Endearment’ whenever you want.

God, as terrible as this sounds, when I had my long blonde hair and beard, I sort of looked like that. Although a little bit skinnier (maybe 20 lbs), somewhat better shape (15% better shape) and less depressed. My buddies called me bum hype when I wore this shirt that said HYPE! on it. First thing my buddy whispered…

This. I’m house hunting currently, and the flippers have gone crazy in their quest to knock out perfectly good walls. I’ve spent years cultivating the idea that Cooking Is Hard, and I don’t need anyone realizing I’ve been sitting reading a book all this time.