One word: OJ. Once they realized people will stay glued to a car chase, it was all over. They cut into ANYTHING for a highway chase. Even a slow-speed one. Lived there for two years, can’t count the number of chases I watched on my hands and feet. (And, yes, I can count.)

Humanity is just the worst.

You’re a fuckin riot.

“Thank you so much for this. My family is touched.”

Thank you.

Sidney Crosby: “And that there is my Stanley Cup ring. I don’t even wear it, still got the tagger on it.”

As a Pens fan, I’m not going to sit here and argue the penalties. They’re pretty hilarious to watch. But what are you going to do, I’ve seen plenty of calls go against Pittsburgh over the years that are similar...that’s just the nature of sport.

There’s something mental with the Capitals that I just can’t put my finger…

He then returned to the dugout, where the gatorade cooler suddenly poured cabernet.

2. SNL. You’re right about SNL because you can come home from a night out, put it on, watch the cold open, and then openly fuck once the show goes into garbage time. You know you’re not missing anything after that. By the time you’re done, you’re probably just in time to watch Weekend Update, or to be let down by the…

Guentzel scored in the first, the third (Rust had the Pens’ other two goals), and here in overtime to put Pittsburgh up 3-0 in the series:

Totally was gong to post this. Travel/Double Dribble, it’s one of those two.

Is it just me...or is the keeper pulling his arms back as he attempts to dive for that ball? I’m not a conspiracy theorist but...wow that sort of struck me on the slo-mo replay.

I recently lunched with a old high school friend of mine and we bleached each other’s assholes, does that count?

Best Coasters: Cork coasters from IKEA.

Think it’s fair to say two and a half years is a good buffer to finally come clean that this was me hahaha. Never did figure out how test alerts got to a user using the production version of the app.

The room sort of reminds me of Hammond’s mansion from Lost World.

I’m very interested to know how the X’s compare with the PB3's. I’ll be buying one or the other and just can’t get a feel based on reviews I’ve read to what people think it the better buy.

“ATLANTA UNITED!”
(ATLANTA UNITED)
“WE ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACKS”
(WE’VE ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACKS)
“LOVE THAT NEW STADIUM”
(LOVE THAT NEW STADIUM)
“WE’LL PAY FOR IT BY TAX”
(WE’LL PAY FOR IT Bwait what)

Eh, don’t worry. The Eagles, Falcons, Seahawks, Cardinals, and Ravens will get wins over the years with many wins here. Probably the rest of the league, too.