I mean, who are half of these people?

Tough defeat to swallow.

Is there any way the Metropolitan division doesn’t win this? That’s an All-Star All-Star team.

Totally agree, but I don’t even put a gender label on it. Twitter is 140 characters for a reason.

Carton is a fucking hack who spends most of his show making fun of Mike Francesa...which sure, he’s easy to make fun of, but the reason he has that fucking job is because Mike basically made the radio station.

Liv Tyler uses a Blackberry?

$pringfield

I’m a Dolphins fan. And I’m sick of this franchise. How you can give Tannehill an extension like that after what he’s shown you? I get that the O-Line has been shit for 4 years. But he is not the answer. I want him outta the LEEEEEEAGUE! Finito!!!

Zero point zero chance.

What’s he gonna tell his mother this time?

“Can I just say, as nice it would be to have her back, let’s not bring back Carol Marcus in a movie to do the Kelvin universe’s take on Genesis. Please.”

Once baseball playoffs come along, can you guys use Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball on SNES for simulations? VERY easy to edit player names, and it’s the greatest baseball game from the 90's.

Wow this guy is an asshole.

Jesus.

Drew...you’re missing a key ingredient of the Bowl. You use the included side of tortilla chips to use the bowl as DIP. IT’S LIGHTYEARS BETTER THAN THE BURRITO.

Are you fucking serious?

Klopek? What is that, Slavic?

Not a single piece with Han in it?

“See? We employ and respect Native Americans.”

Bravo.