My right WHAT?

It's CUNTPUNTRENEUR!

So you NEVER HAVE TO put the Chee-Tos down at ALL.

NO, it's TRAGEDY.

No, the Al-Nayit Tuna Cannery immediately adjacent won't be finished in time.

Kitten is BROKEN.

Oh, to be the zipper on that dress.

Don't hate the Character. Hate the Trope.

More like Swollen Head Syndrome.

EVERY FRATERNITY EVERYWHERE FOREVER.

The kids need a Unitarian Church in their neighborhood, with its comprehensive sex education program, Our Whole Lives (OWL).

I never knew baseball was so dangerous.

Heche's mouth connects strongly with the most sensitive parts of the Hollywood Machine.

Splattered all over her, by the end of the day.

MURDERER.

GRAPE SMUGGLER SPOTTED.

They both sound like self-centered Hollywood morons when it comes to real-life decisions and building a family.

WANTED: 10,000 NYC people of color for massive civil disobedience.