Sodium Hydroxide, Calcium Hydroxide - tomato, TomAHto.

If by 'eating babies' you mean 'destroying the lives of young people of color' then yeah.

NEWSFLASH:

Stupid pic centered on Malia, not Michelle.

Woman pours lye into her hair to straighten it - dares to lecture American public about health, ecology.

yep

It isn't.

Heavy-metals in tuna and other fish in sushi.

You watch YOURSELF or I'll have you ballgagged and bound to a chair...

Yeah, I think killing a million Iraqis and committing various other war crimes is DEFINITELY OUT OF BOUNDS for real gentlemen, any way you look at it.

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.

Dunno - I'm not trying to f**k him, Jules.

No extra charge for Horse Zombie Abs(TM).

"You need professional counseling at the MD/PhD level... we can guide you toward a licensed therapist who can treat your self-esteem deficit."

Cue Ladder Theory in 3 - - - 2 - - - 1 - - -

"NOT RACIST but here's this lynching video..."

Her WHAT a bitch?