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Not as good as finding aged undergarment workers, I suppose.

Their show should be called AmAzie!

"Thank you, young man. I'll have the tandoori and dal. Make sure the naan is crispy or I'll have your shop closed before you can say GOOLAB JAMUN!"

Penisphere still isn't taken.

Made with Real Butter (TM).

I'm ashamed she touts health and environmentalism yet straightens her hair with poisons that wash down the drain and toxify municipal water systems.

Nice figleaf.

Robert Press demands oral.

No, that's clearly the older male grandchild just shitting and pissing to de-wussify the emotional and heartfelt reunion.

I'm waiting for the whole company to self-incinerate in an "innocent gasoline fight gone wrong."

YEAH.

PLONK.

Or logical, as you demonstrate.

I didn't mention Islam because Islam isn't the cause - fundamentalism is.

Except I'm not an Islamophobe.

NOOOOO!!!!!

Agreed. There's no harm in people believing in Kind Sky-All-Father taking them when they die.

Nice show of illogic.