Oh my goodness. Try and make it to through the 77 minute litany of cliches pep talk. This montage of his life is so weird. This is so pathetic.

“[...] will bring devastation beyond imaginable[...]” Wow. That’s heady stuff, laughable writing but heady stuff. You really shook me to my core. No, terror really. Terror beyond imaginable. Jesus Christ this video is terrible. Ohhhh, yes and there’s the obligatory emo punk-pop music. Sorry, experiencing this in…

Are the stories about his nickname being “Diaper Don” true?

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Bernie Sanders spent the Democratic primary railing against Clinton as someone who wasn’t progressive enough (how many times did I have to hear him bitch about the importance of $15 min wage vs. $12?), sold Jon Orsoff down the river as someone who wasn’t a true “progressive”, but now suddenly he and his base are…

There’s absolutely nothing funny about prison assault, but for this A-hole, I’ll make an exception. He’ll get passed around like a dog toy in Rikers.

and you’re right to do so. We knew they were bad, but as they collectively opted for their annihilation, i think we should stay the fuck outtatheir ways.

Exactly, plenty of those “good kills” in Baltimore too.. In Rikers, he’ll get all that he can handle.

Doesn’t it? He committed a crime with the specific intent of scaring black men and white women away from each other? He literally set out to incite terror.

Seriously, when I figured out he chickened out of killing anyone more threatening than an old homeless guy, I was like, omg you fucking coward.

In other words, he lost his courage to easily find the “good” kills that happen to be plentiful in NYC (and would probably shove that baby sword up his ass) and is now making up shit to cover for the fact that he cowardly stabbed an elderly homeless name in the back.

The police have said they’re considering terrorism charges. I’m inclined to think they’ll do it. They’re just building their case for a grand jury.

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

His Twitter is pretty fun. He responds a lot in ridiculous ways to people who talk shit on him & doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously.

Or “This land is your land” (apologies for the incorrect caps...I’m drinking and being lazy right now...)

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Or people who think “Born in the USA” is patriotic. I mean, you could argue that it’s subversively/unconventionally patriotic, but it’s certainly no ode to Uncle Sam.

Reminds me of people who think The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” is romantic.

Bacon and eggs has never, in my 42 years, been wrong. Not once. If my enemy just so happens to think the same way I do, then we have something in common. And only by realizing that what we have in common is greater than what divides us, can we ever truly know peace.