if someone told me my daughter was my new hobby you can bet I would no longer be friends with that asshat. Why can't people just be respectful?

I've heard from parents that when children reach the self-sufficient stage, things do tend to be more enjoyable.

Agreed. That's just about the most dismissive thing I've ever heard.

They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

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Did you just unironically use the words "Alpha" and "Beta" to describe men?

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As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

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