Even if they did, they’d have a hard time believing the POTUS. He hasn’t paid for his re-election campaigns, he hasn’t paid his contractors...

That’s a navy one. The U.S. Navy is the unlucky home of Tom Cruise over the making of the sequel. 

But it’s got a hole in it.

IDKITTY works too

Just from the summary, it feels very dashed off, like a first draft she couldn’t be arsed to rewrite. I think all the Native pish-tosh could be easily dispensed with by using a gimmick Rowling has used before - having the work authored by someone in-universe. This way, all the insulting bullshit would come from a…

They work the way they work in the Expanse because the device isn’t supposed to make zombies, but do some other form of transformation. It eventually all makes sense. The series is DAMN dense — best compared to GoT, as one of the two authors was GRRM’s assistant of several years — but there’s even less to cut than…

They are really weak on Captain Sensible (who is Leonard Snart in this case) coming up with short-term solutions to Vandal Savage’s immortality.

Really, there is an actual DC legacy character named the Harlequin that they haven’t used in decades. She was even a reformed villainess. I think she was associated with the old Sandman or something.

That would be my call too. Although Harley/anyone but Joker comes a close second. I do love the meta-Pygmalion aspect of a character literally created as a character’s love interest moving past him.

I’d think the proper reply from a woman would be a pic of her, wearing a HUGE strap-on and holding up a phone displaying the far smaller dick pick for comparison, accompanied by an exaggerated comedy frown.

Waller was always a sort of greyish morality character, but they made her the liberal nightmare of a neoconservative when they made her thin, because they were consciously making her Condoleeza Rice.

The scold-and-exposition thing is especially rich after he already admitted to being a con man. He’s one part Doctor, one part Constantine, and one part I don’t know yet.

There are very viscerally satisfying ways of dealing with immortals.

It’s worse than that. SHAYARA has abysmal taste in men, and is cursed through all eternity to be spiritually bound to the same ‘nice guy’, and hunted by her immortal abusive stalker. Hawkgirl has the worst deal of any superheroine ever.

Spoiler (I only got to the first half, but I heard it elsewhere), but really, good riddance. His overly-attached, overly-entitled boyfriend thing was kind of extra-creepy, especially for an ostensibly good guy.

It would be really funny, especially if it were coded by the Dead or Alive boob physics guys. (Even funnier: their girlfriends).

Pretty much the one time this meme is accurate.

If Daniels isn’t available, I suggest Jordan Gavaris from Orphan Black. He’s got all the qualities a good KITT would have: sarcastic, catty, and campy!

Fusion batteries. Only problem is, the new guy’s gonna be bald, and well, let’s just say the series being doomed by the arrival of a baby will never happen.

I’ve actually BEEN to that backyard. It’s pretty damn impressive.