Bane was washed-up and surplus to needs ever since DC Editorial decided Deathstroke was the anti-Batman. (and Lex Luthor the anti-Bruce Wayne).

What? Scarecrow? We're still in Batman's A-List!

Your god is pretty weak if enforcing laws against compulsory prayer take away his powers. I'd recommend a better one. Thor is pretty good.

Not the kitty!

Yeah, I was thinking that too! It's more the eyes, and more pronounced if you pause because her body language totally isn't Tennant.

I'm sure it's easier to be friends when you aren't working together, live on different continents and one of you isn't being paid twice what the other one is anymore.

Those Fanta chicks were hot. Sometime when you have nothing better to do, go look up the history of the label. Basically the guys who ran Coke in Germany couldn't get any Coke product during WWII because of anti-Nazi blockades, and more or less staved off bankruptcy by using locally sourced fruit syrup instead.

The original, very basic Starship Titanic website from before the launch of the game.

I'm still hoping that when Obama steps down he'll do it to James Brown's "Black and Proud", with a last double-bird directed at the FOX News crowd.

Don't forget the cat bin woman. Anon can go after all the animal abusers it wants, however they want, with no complaint from here.

What? He's funny! Halfway through that 'Happy Wheels' video I forgot what I was watching and thought it was some lost Robin Williams video. He sounds exactly like early, coke-fueled Robin, which is a huge compliment in my view.

Wait—doesn't the article say you get a cute lapel pin of a poop emoji? Well, that's SOMETHING for your six bucks, not to mention the actually really nice box. They might have saved some money not making such a cool box, not to mention the little plastic holders for the poop.

That diamond piece someone else posted above is amazing.

Not to mention that she's proliferating the horrible 'work for me for free for the exposure' economy. Pretty damn cheap for someone relatively successful (maybe not as cheap as Huffington, but who is?)

What's strange about Taylor's cat? It's a completely normal Devon Rex, isn't it, what with the funny ears?

I'm an adult, and say 'Hello, cat' to every cat I see. I really don't expect them to respond; does that still make me delusional?

I know, right? As politically progressive as we are, Hawaii people sure as shit take traditional gender roles absurdly seriously.

At least one of the two essayists mentioned had two adult children, one ~33 and the other with MS. I'd imagine because she's not a complete monster that she probably read through the column with them first. I would agree that writing something like that while your children are still young might be traumatizing, but…

Hawaiian mythology has a particularly nasty way of developing the inborn magic talent; the belief is that if you consume part of someone, you get his mana. This is why ancient Hawaiian nobility hid their graves very carefully. To this day nobody knows where Kamehameha I rests.

"Damon" is a pretty standard and normal name; it's really no more a vampire name than, say, "Edward". Adding the 'e' actually makes it stranger to my eyes.