The links I'm given after watching the video make a very strong case for the test fire being from the Finnish military. Given recent Russian adventurism it would not surprise me if they were on high alert.

I may have really deserved this in grades 1 and 2. I was a little shit and attacked at least two students and a teacher.

Don't forget the Basil Poledouris (CONAN) soundtrack. Just having the main theme turn up on your device makes you feel like a RoboCivilian.

I recall no King Kong movie, but I understand the confusion. Jack Black starred in a brilliant Monster Island short film that was shown nationally. While obviously inspired by King Kong, it differs in that they never leave the island, and aren't stupid enough to think a giant ape is the most interesting thing on an…

Go shove some bleach up your ass, then come back and tell us it's safe.

IIRC, there is no Satanic Ritual Abuse. It was all made up and gave 'strange' kids growing up in the 80s a really hard time, with people being prosecuted over that nonsense. Did you call the bleach stuff CRA-Christian Ritual Abuse? Because that shit really exists.