It’s difficult to get too worked up over this shit when the team is too shitty at almost every position to really be competitive.

This is part of why you don’t go to Gawker for foreign policy analysis. The other part being that they're mostly clueless on the topic.

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

Just glad your lead picture features the actual French military. Our friends on the Gawker main page seem to be struggling a bit.

Why don’t they just make 100% more powerful and make 100% the top number and make that a little more powerful?

Well I’m glad Deadspin and Kinja commentariat didn’t rush to judgement on this case.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Oh my god, I would be so good at this. Nobody can ride the cusp of blacking out like me.

1. Gremlins. Nasty little things.
2. I don’t know but that’s exactly the reason I just finished doing a valve cover gasket in the dark an hour ago.

I think the most impressive part was when they went into a 4g inverted dive. I’d tell you more but it’s classified. I’d have to kill you.

Better yet, have it fly under their carrier deck:

You can pry my syrup covered bacon from my cold, dead fingers...

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Been there. Seen that. Swam with a pelican. Got the t-shirt.

That roar.

Love these machines, our air force had them when I was a kid. Our Croatian neighbours still fly some...

I had this old Camaro once and it kept turning into a goddamn robot. Dude I’m trying to get to work!

I once owned a 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt LS Coupe (5MT). It’s actually a better car than many give credit for. It’s light weight, has a strong engine, handles as well as I could expect an economy car to handle, and the brakes were more than adequate. But it had one really odd gremlin.

I daily drove a late 90s Volkswagen for 14 consecutive years without ever being left stranded once. Wolfsburg had a whole team of technicians trying to figure out how that was possible.

Didn’t read the article, huh?