Purrcy Harvin

How does a Supra out-handle an NSX? That one's new to me.

A few years back before I really go into running my friend convinced me to do a marathon with him. Based off of some shorter races (10k's and one half) I figured I could run the race in about 4 hours. Before hand we had joked about what we would do if we got the "runs" while we were running, and discussed how the only…

After my first marathon, I made the local news for my hysterical crying meltdown jag about five meters from the finish line and precious follow-up interview where I swore I would "never ever ever ever run a marathon ever again."

Ran one when it was unseasonably hot...the chafing, my god the chafing!

My wife saw a guy accidently eat the Vaseline off the stick.

Having to listen to my friend tell me how sore he was for 48 straight hours. YOU REALIZE YOU CHOSE THIS, RIGHT?

Ran Boston in 2009 when I was 19. I had to walk backwards up and down every flight of stairs I took for the next six days because my legs were so sore.

The most pain I felt was from the hangover I had from drinking from 12pm to 12am immediately following the race.

Find that guy's birthday and I guarantee you've got the keypad code to his garage.

you could always run a bit less than a marathon, avoid the heart disease AND not die as well, perhaps you're too stupid to realise that?

What gave you the impression that I didn't prepare? My running partners and I trained for months and were doing 20+ mile runs leading up the race. Certain risks - troponin leaks & hyponatremia - affect all runners, regardless of how hard you train.

I think the real takeaway here is to never exercise ever again and begin life as a hermit

Terps fans: Wait... we're only supposed to riot when we lose?

Ahhh, I remember the days when people only rioted after losing.

I hate my internet. It is always like .00043 seconds old :-(

I live here. I get really fresh Internet.

Apparently you're one of the ones who is so good that you needed to post the same post twice... Must be that redundant internet connection you have. Guess what, I'm in the field, and I still like reading about these things. So instead of whining about it, just skip the article chief.

You know, I recently spent a couple of weeks in a really poor country where babies regularly die from malaria, malnutrition, and a host of other easily preventative causes. I wonder how many of these anti-abortion crazies donate to Doctors Without Borders, volunteer to help low-income mothers, or lobby the government…