Fox Sports had better be careful; absorbing speed is really only a quick-fix solution.

"Truck full of illegal booty, and caught speeding? C'mon Gilbert! That's not how to throw a truck party."

Well, baseball may be the 4th hardest sport to break into, but why would you want to? Games are practically free as it is.

Judicial officer: "Is my ruling clear to everyone?"

Ha!

So if you still have something to prove on the court, why give your employer reason to be unsure of who you are off it?

Ah...now MLB's latest steroid vendetta makes sense: gotta keep those bloodlines pure.

And to think, if only he'd used the "boomstick" instead of a makeshift sword, he could've shot a 65 for the round of his life.

This is actually pretty funny thing for Dan Gilbert to have pulled off, considering most of what I've read from him has shown he's without comic instincts.

Tebow's only 10" wide X 16.5" tall? More like ' wide, amirite!?!

LaRoche is actually pretty lucky that Hudson didn't choose to go with the heater.

That pilot was actually full of descent jokes, like when he calmly said "ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We've lost engine power, and are slowly losing altitude. Thank you for flying Northwest."

Only $30 billion? That's a steal of a deal!

On the plus side, at least dude in jersey #42 had a happy ending (based on the number of times he got laid in that vid).

Trying...and succeeding!

6. Aggressive drivers in the school parking lot.
Dude, it's a SCHOOL. What are you doing? What ever happened to RESPECT?? Seriously, get out of my way asshole. I'm never going to be able to drop my kid off directly at the front door with your big-ass vehicle in the way. And really, did you HAVE to bring your kid to…

Congrats man. I found this series inspirational, like, for real. I mean, it's "easy", just get off your ass and do it...but that's not easy at all! Somewhere along the way, I got older, lazier, and worst of all, apathetic. But! seeing you do it week after week gives me hope and, most importantly, reminds me that I…

Pretty sure he covered that with lesson #6.

nice

heh