That image is more than enough, so nope to the video. However, if we have to have criminal idiots, I’m glad so many criminal idiots film themselves these days.

I didn’t even catch that at first, but you are so right. I love it.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

I’m blanking on her name but she was on that Newsroom show on HBO and briefly on The Daily Show.

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,…

I keep reading the responses to you and saying, “oh, you sweet summer child.” The only response I have here is you must’ve been INCREDIBLY lucky in your customer service work experiences.

I’m going to go ahead and assume you’ve never worked a customer service job before.

Is it safe to assume you haven’t had the joy of working retail...?

Le Creuset pie bird. You put it in a pie and it magically makes your crust not be soggy.

This is, no fooling, the first line in the brief intro to the sale:

Clearly, he needs me to save him from this fate. Oh, sure, I take the “much” out of “much younger,” but getting together with me = definitely no babies, no way, nuh-uh. Everybody’s happy. (Estimated duration of happiness: 2-4 days.)

I volunteer to be the much younger woman! Sorry, husband.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

This is an excellent photo.

Dad jokes are the BEST.

I’m a dad. Here’s my go-to joke. Whenever i have exact change at any store or restaurant I ask, “do you take exact change?” Good times.

My dad was amazing and I miss him.

You know, we can have more than one hero at a time.