Pretty certain rich people are the biggest consumers of almond milk though. So, all the water taken to irrigate the almonds, plus all the water again to dilute the almonds so it can be passed off as milk. Ah, screw the whole thing. I’ll get the pitchforks, somebody grab the scythes and torches! Yaar!

To be fair, the reasons California has no water have very little to do with rich people’s lawns and almost everything to do with factory farming.

A glass to that.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

If your mom is no longer with us and you would like tissues, support, and/or kitten gifs, this is the thread for you.

Why is Harrison Ford playing bass? Is this a Star Wars promotion?

Contrarian editorial: I like U2, and the only thing worse than:

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood

The point where they insist on cow’s milk, they lost me.

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

It’s important to double-down on your carbs?

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

My love for Rum Raisin will never die. No shame.

Thetans. Just like, shitloads of thetans.

You know that is Revlon Rum Raisin.

Where did she get this lipstick? My handbag in 1998?