Because half of our country is comprised of sentient beings who care about others and the planet and the other half of our country is is comprised of unevolved, gun worshipping, women and minority hating, banjo plucking nitwits (their only redeeming quality is appreciating the lovely banjo instrument) who are…

Because we had to do something so we didn’t go from an uppity negro to a nasty woman! What about all the Muslims who want to kill us all! Heaven forbid! Any white man will do. (I wish I was kidding, too.)

Also as “punishment” by rednecks and hillbillies for subjecting them to the misery of a brilliant black man as president.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

3 million more American’s voted for the other candidate. its the way our electoral system works.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

He’s probably golfed with Tiger Woods that time be shot a 42 over 18 holes at Pebble Beach.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?

I actually spend no time worrying about taking the high road with this crap. I think the obsession being noble is one of the biggest problems hamstringing Democrats.

But now that they are probably aware, and considering the intensity of these allegations regarding the organizers, it is very reasonable to expect the performers to go on the offensive ahead of the event. I will be a little disappointed if Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde don’t address this before Coachella and they damn…

Also, “love army” is just too touchy-feel, SJW, liberal pussy shit for the crowd he’s trying to reach.

Say what you like about the Democrats, but they’ve got a 500 mb folder of reaction gifs that would be just perfect for this.

YES. This is one of my biggest problems with democrats—they don’t fight back. They don’t want to play dirty. And so they get ran over time and again. This is not the time to “give Trump a chance” this is a time to listen to what Trump told us he believes and believe him.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

Fuck a love army. This isn’t a game. This isn’t just about words. This is about our lives, our rights, our safety.

And I’ll just cry one more time.

The Starbucks app is down.