I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Titanic Goes to Hell: The Final Sailing would be one heck of an Asylum joint.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

That her brother and mother live with them only makes the marriage stranger. They’re not like an extended family, they’re like a band of grifters.

Haha, oh wine. But it’s summer. I think? (WEED) SNL’s not airing now. I think this is a special “let’s go fuck with the RNC” deal. PS I live in Oregon I can say I’m stoned, haters.

nah he’s just getting into character for his upcoming Robert Smith biopic

I just checked it, and I think someone deleted a while lot.

I have to wonder how many who knew actually cared. A father of two once told me, “Thriller was awesome. We lost something really special when he died. I don’t care that he touched kids, nobody’s perfect.” I died a little bit when I heard him say that... :(

What if God was one of us?

What if every American took 3 minutes to learn what a Chapter 11 filing actually means?

I mean...is it not weird at ALL that an otherwise healthy woman who just happens to specialize in uncovering cold cases about murderers just died in her sleep unexpectedly? Is anyone looking into this at all?

This is EPIC

The time he showed up by surprise at Lilith fair in Toronto, played a song with Sheryl Crow and then left the stage without anybody ever saying "ladies and gentlemen- Prince!" of any of that bullshit. I think he was the only male artist who could have ever pulled that off without seeming like a dick.

He was the last Super Bowl Halftime Show that I enjoyed.

He was. I’m currently watching his friends and co-workers be interviewed on CNN and they’re all kind of hedging, like, “How much should I reveal, exactly..?”

If they were to throw a tribute show for Prince, who would be good enough to play at it? No one.

I lost my virginity to a gorgeous, blue-eyed guy with dimples and loose curly hair to the song “Cream.”

There is a probably apocryphal story about how he wrote “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World” that I always loved. In the 90s he had been exploring all kinds of experimental stuff because he was Prince.

4/20 will forever be the day we all get stoned to blunt the impact of the anniversary of Prince’s death being the next day.

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDED #starfishandcoffee