Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Yes! Instead of "here's what we're going to do" it's not "here's what They're going to do. Isn't that scary?!?!"

Pretty much. The GOP is so far out there that they're worse than useless.

I'm pretty much fine with you calling 100% of the things Americans for Shared Prosperity do racist.

Seriously. I happily voted for Obama twice but I could make a video with more valid and legitimate criticisms usually only pipe cleaners and sock puppets.

Sooooo beside the point, but I'm really freaked out at how they edited this so it seems like she doesn't blink. In the entire ad, there were only one and a half blinks. The rest was all glassy, wide-eyed staring.

The worst part is that the GOP mouthpieces don't even have to resort to bullshit to legitimately and effectively criticize Obama's policies.

Talk about a message without any actual message. And can we discuss the pearls and pink brooks brothers oxford?

So does this make the GOP our "nice guy" friend who's been "supporting" us all along? Because we only go for assholes?

Nothing like a good domestic violence parity from the party that derailed the VAWA reauthorization and believes there are illegitimate rapes!

"[T]there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where…

I'm surprised a dirty, family destroying liberal like Obama would even be on a normal dating website. I figured he'd be more of a Tinder guy, floating from casual hookup to casual hookup, undermining the red blooded American dream of the stable nuclear family.

For real, the Monotheism God is the kind of guy you get a restraining order on.

did someone eliminate term limits when i wasn't looking? is there any point attacking obama? and do they think we've all forgotten just what a fucking disaster this republican majority in the legislative branch has been?

Hahahahahaha..and this coming from the same crowd that's been sucking Reagan's dead cock for decades now.

The same argument can be made with the Jesus/God relationship. Honor me, and only me. Do what I say without question. I love you, I'll always love you, unless you make me angry, in which case, I'll hurt you forever.

AAAHHHHHHH

Finish Asylum. One of the things that made it so great was its resolution. It wrapped up very nicely, in my opinion. And it was lots of fun to take a visual wardrobe journey through the 70s! :-D