It's like a class 5 in basicness.

Wow, how blunt of her.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Energy from outside sources? I foresee a drug test in his future.

Mark Sanchez just found his dream center.

#notallmen

Somewhere in the world, an MRA is crying.

I never said it was a bad thing!

Tell that to France.

1. With ice

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Griffin was looking really good before he went down. He dislocated his ankle at pretty much the exact moment that the fanbase thought "Hey, this might actually work out."

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

MEAT HAS FEET, MOTHERFUCKAS.

Psst, should we tell these cretins about the Catholics?

She looks like an extra from Total Recall.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

Kirk Cousins is the FUTURE. Fuck Robert Griffin the third.

Faith is the last refuge of scoundrels.