Well his website says it's transformative, so it must be pretty amazing

God, this is going to be so embarrassing for Dolan when he finds out that Trayvon Martin is not the name of the cars that James Bond drives.

Keith Olberman walks into an elevator. OUCH!

"...why I grieve, but why I don't despair..."

Ooh, me next!

How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?

While we're at it, can we do something about revoking the NFL's non-profit status? Please?

I dunno about that last point. Remember that player who knocked his wife unconscious?

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

All hail his Noodliness! Ra-men.

Nobody in the NFL, Roger? Mortensen just making shit up, is he? McManus too? Roger Goodell, moral arbiter of justice, wielder of both big mouth AND big stick, with a whole security team full of goons at his beck and call, didn't have anybody take a gander at a video everyone who followed this knew existed, when TMZ…

Schiano Man

Unfortunately for Rice, he couldn't use the greatest lesson from Ray Lewis: make your friends take the fall.

Let's recap this, shall we?

If you're conflicted about actually having a moment of good will towards the Ravens, don't worry - their most beloved player in team history did still kill two people.

Ravens: We have cut Rice!

"Do you think if Tim Tebow was there, he could have stopped you from brutally assaulting your fiance?" - Skip Bayless

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."