If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

This. I can’t explain why the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief is a good thing if things like, oh, “improved life expectancy in developing countries”, “fewer orphans” and “fewer babies born with HIV” don’t sway you.

The Africa

What do you bet that he thinks it’s one country?

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

“With so much corruption in Africa,...

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Could someone tell us what the fuck is really going on?

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

ELL OH ELL

Kenya, Texas.

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

As I’ve said to others, it’s a thought experiment. Some of my American friends have said that there is no way it could happen, and (as I said to another commenter), I hope the American electoral system is robust enough to maintain a fully democratic character (hopefully things like gerrymandering, etc. can be dealt…

Somthing I’ve been mulling over; at a certain point, if all democratic and legislative avenues close for the actual will of the people (gerrymandering, etc.), the only avenue left might be armed insurrection. So (speaking as a Canadian), it will be interesting if the Republicans do a 180 on gun control, because an…

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.