I think it looks hilarious, and will def be watching.

Whitney Cummings stealing my joke about my future wife not being born yet.

I literally Google imaged “Kirk Cameron Jesus”

Great article, Megan.

You go to counseling. Immediately.

It is utter bull shit.

You know what, I’m not sure. That’s a good question.

Yes. Privately held companies, who can show a “sincerely held belief” that they claim would “violate” their childhood fantasies, er...um, religion, will sign a waiver releasing them from providing birth control.

This is the greatest comment ever.

I knew that was you in the background of every ‘Jersey Shore’ episode.

Not after some time has passed, Obama currently rated in the top 15.

Their lawyers assured me that their kidneys are supposed to be in their chest. It saves them in breast implants.

Totally reasonable explanation.

Tina Fey is amazing. I would love to just have lunch with her once. Why doesn't she take over for Letterman?!

Shaq hasn’t flopped with that much dedication since Kobe wasn’t a rapist.

Fuckin’ Desmond. I was at opening day when he lost the game for us. Fucker.

Awesome article, Dave.

It might work.

Perfect.

Personally, Dick Tracy is my go to answer. I wanna take a call on my watch. Always have. But also, if I’m going to buy a nice, decently accurate and stylish watch, I’d spend around $150-$300, and that’s on the cheap end, if I really wanted go big you could easily spend a shitload more... So why not spend $350 on a…