the president finally delivered (on something...am I right or am I right?).

“Understand the pointlessness of reality, with a side of curly fries.”

I saw this and thought:

I HAVENT SHIT MYSELF SINCE I’M 34!

God is definitely a Star Wars fan.

Oh thank god.

Can we go back to what was acceptable like a thousand years ago, for just a few minutes, and wipe this family off the face of the earth forever?

Uuummmmmmm..... Seriously?

Yes. I can honestly say I am better than her.

Unless the sides and corners are charred, there is none. Other than being a complete and total asshole, with no expectation of coming down from your assholey kingdom.

That has to be his goal right?

First off, she looks like the kind of evil bitch that would either:

I thin the real story here is that Sony execs were using a Sony Xperia Z2.

Serious question, sorry in advance as I’m not a car guy.

Don't all professional athletes that travel have to as well? I once heard basketball players have file in like 40. I can't imagine baseball players. 162 games!

Do not go gentle onto solid ground,

Ah, just promoted by Jessica Coen, huh?

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Exactly. I remember being 18, fresh out of my parents house, no doubt I could have qualified. But, you're young and too worried about being made fun of, or honestly don't know...

you ready for the worst part?